Posts Tagged ‘blogs’

The Top Ten Blogs of 2009

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

If I thought my last few lists were hard, I didn't have a clue. Trying to comb the over 550 blogs that I have in my feedreader to find the ones I consider to be the top ten is a nigh impossible task. I tried to ignore the blogger behind the blog and instead look at three main questions:

1. Would I read this blog even if I didn't know the person writing it (or do I already read it without knowing the author)?

2. Does the blog's content impress me on every level?

3. Do I look forward to every post they write?

Does that mean that blogs not mentioned didn't meet these criteria? No. Since I've limited myself to ten, though, it means that I had to think very carefully before deciding whether I was ranking the blog or the blogger. And, as a side note, if you are reading this and you weren't mentioned, please don't see that as a slight in any way!

Since I was told by someone that the mini-reviews I write in lists like this are always technical and boring, I decided to just describe each blog with three words instead. And now, without further ado, for my last post in 2009, here, in no particular order, are my top ten blogs of 2009.

10. Blogography: Creative. Bittersweet. Entertaining.

9. Native Born: Principled. Strong. Compelling.

8. Mocha Momma: Heartstrings. Motivational. Inspiring.

7. Splendid Mishap: Funny. Raunchy. Vagina.

6. Mommy Melee: Righteous. Heartfelt. Authentic.

5. The Trephine: Thoughtful. Amazing. Humorous.

4. The Verdant Dude: Unique. Clever. Hirsute.

3. Cheaper Than Therapy: Stream-of-consciousness. Quirky. Hilarious.

2. Metalia: Hysterical. Peculiar. Nerd-o-riffic.

1. Miss Britt: Honest. Deep. Genuine.

Honorable Mentions:

See you next year!

Five things I hate about blogging

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Saw this over here at SoMi Speaks. SoMi wrote about a post she had read where the author challenged people to write interesting content by discussing a viewpoint counter to your typical opinion. She chose to write about reasons to hate blogging. Rather than choose another topic, I think I'll steal her idea completely:

Five things I hate about blogging:

  1. Theme days. Wordless Wednesday. Half Naked Thursday. Thursday Thirteen. Haiku Friday. Sunday Stealing, Shitty Saturday, Moron Monday. Write on your blog because you have something you want to say. Write on your blog because you want to commit to creating content every day. Write for a real reason. Don't think to yourself "Oh, self, I haven't posted in a few days. I think I'll just stick up a photo and since it's Wednesday, I don't have to write a post and I can call it Wordless Wednesday." If you want to just put a photo up, put it up any day. You don't have to write anything if you don't want to. But following along with these theme days is just lazy blogging. Don't blog that day if you don't have anything to say.

    EDIT: Let me be clear that I'm talking about global theme days, not themes that you come up for your own specific blog. That's a huge difference. One is following and one is leading.

  2. Cutesy Pseudonyms. Just like someone else, I despise cutesy pseudonyms on blogs. If you refer to your husband as "The Big Sir" and kids as "Little Creature" and "Princess from Space", I won't read you. Those types of names make your writing one-dimensional and make it very hard to see those people as anything other than characters in your shitty blog rather than full-fleshed three-dimensional people in your shitty life.

  3. Twitter. Twitter has made people lazy about blogging. Rather than putting time and effort into their content, the idea is germinated in their brain and then ejaculated in 140 characters onto Twitter to never be seen again. The advent of Twitter has also reduced commenting, which, in my opinion, reduces the feeling of community that blogging provides. I routinely get someone who comments on my post on Twitter rather than ON THE FUCKING POST or who replies to my comment on their post via Twitter.

  4. Blogs on Blogspot. Blogger's comment system sucks. You don't have control over your content, including images you upload. If you're serious about your blog, spend the five fucking dollars it would take to reserve a domain name or even go over to Wordpress.com for free. Every blog I see that's at http://Fuckinglazyblogger.blogspot.com I discount its value, even if its only marginally. If you don't take it seriously, why should I waste my time reading your blog?

  5. Product Review Sites With the exception of very few review sites, most sites will simply post a referral link to the product with scant information about the quality or even the function of said product. If you're going to do a review, actually review the product. Provide useful information about the product. Personal experiences with the item. Cogent details on why the product is or is not worth the purchase. If I'm searching for info on a product, and I see a site that just links to the product with a photo and maybe a rating or a one-line review, I usually hunt down the person who runs the site and throw hot pokers at their face.

Those are just five things that I hate about blogging. What do you hate?

Things I hate about your blog

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

The definition of "your" that should be applied is one that applies to the blogosphere as a whole.

1. You have some type of video or music that plays automatically when I visit.
2. You haven't tested your blog in Firefox to make sure it's legible.
3. It's hard to comment because you're on Livejournal or AOL.
4. Your posts only show a few words and then I have to click to read the rest, every single time.
5. I can't subscribe to comments or your comment feed.
6. You have too many options when I'm trying to leave a comment.
7. You don't have comments open.
8. Every post is an apology about why you don't post enough, and then you don't post again for two weeks.
9. You use so many cutesy names for everyone that I have no fucking clue who's who.
10. You don't link to people when you use something of theirs.
11. Your ads obstruct your blog.
12. Your post is all one big jumbled mess in the feed reader.
13. You moderate comments.
14. You censor or edit comments.
15. You change blogs every three months.
16. Every other post is a Pay Per Post.
17. You don't try to use any type of spell check.
18. Most of your posts are private and password protected.
19. The colors make my eyes bleed.
20. Your posts are longer than most novels.

What do you hate about people's blogs?