PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK:
B.T. JANES AND THE ULTIMATE SAFETY VEST
The Concept
Coming back from spring break, freshman B.T. Janes is excited to show off an invention his genius engineer uncle designed (and ironically named the Ultimate Safety Vest). While demonstrating it during homeroom, B.T. is interrupted by a school shooting. In the ensuing chaos, the vest, which turns out to be so much more than a safety vest, is activated, hurtling B.T., fellow student Marcela, and the shooter through time and space. The three students have to learn to trust and rely on each other in order to survive and make it home alive, but is that even possible?
What’s the deal?
This book is being crowdfunded through Kickstarter. I have until 9/8/21 to reach my crowdfunding goal of $6,000. By backing my Kickstarter campaign, you can pre-order digital copies, paperback copies, hardcover copies, get a chapter dedicated to you, and even have a character named after you! The funds do not get released unless the goal is met, so please visit the campaign, read the excerpt, and show your support today!
Interviews with Dead Celebrities
Darkly humorous, usually sarcastic, and always profane and offensive, Interviews with Dead Celebrities tears apart the pillars upon which we place celebrities, politicians, and entertainers with sharp social commentary in the form of interviews that are relentless in their pursuit of the raw, honest, (albeit completely fictional) truth. Available on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback formats.
Reviews:
“There are only three things guaranteed in life. You will be required to pay taxes, at some point you will die, but before that you will laugh your ass off at this book filled with posthumous humor!
While you may see other reviews citing this book as irreverent, or funny, or even on the cutting edge of after world journalism, I’d prefer to highlight it as an easy read, consumable in small bites if needbe or big bites if desired, while maintaining its laugh out loud potency the entire way through.”
“Don’t drink and read this if you’ve already “broken the seal” because you WILL wet your pants. In fact, it’s best if you run out, get some Depends, and THEN start reading this book. Adam Heath Avitable is irreverent, somewhat (but endearingly) irresponsible and absolutely irresistible! Get thee a download of this book now. You won’t be sorry.”
#MeToo: A Supernatural Thriller
(published as L. Seifert)
Shelby loves women almost more than he loves his job as an agent for the Department of Cybermagical Crime. When he wakes up one morning to find he’s been turned into a woman, can he figure out what happened while trying to stop a depraved killer who wants to mold reality to fulfill his own dark agenda?
In a world where magic is at everyone’s fingertips, the struggle for equality becomes deadly. Three agents work tirelessly to stop a series of murders of female victims, facing off against mythical beings, supernatural post-humans, and twisted sociopaths, all while confronting their own personal demons.
No matter what happens, the world will be changed forever.
Available on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback formats.
Reviews:
“This book has so many turns, hard to put down!
Wow! What a page turning book, didn’t want to put it down. Every time you thought you knew what was next, some crazy twist surprise happens! Had me laughing and on the edge of my seat!”
“COULDNT PUT IT DOWN
This book is phenomenal! I read the whole thing in one night, and couldn’t put it down! The author spent a lot of time researching for the different characters in this novel, and the hard work paid off! This book had me in tears a few times, had me yelling “NO!” every other chapter, and gasping any time a new twist came around. I hope to read sequels in the future!!”