The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Mindless blather
Mindless Saturday meme I got from Maria. Be prepared to be bored to absolute death: What is your favorite quotable line from a movie? I don’t have one. Instead, I like to quote anything from my favorite movies: Happy Gilmore, … Continue reading
Yeah, so I lied.
It’s 2:17 AM. I just got home. The chances that this post will make any sense are very slim. I did have big plans to do a video post finally, but that was when I thought I had my entire … Continue reading
Ended weakly.
Here it is, midnight on Sunday and I’m left scratching my head. Where did the weekend go? Saturday: Up at 7, went out for breakfast. Mmmm, blueberry pancakes. Watched Friday night’s Monk and Dr. Who Went swimming. Ass got a … Continue reading
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