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Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like

There’s this blogger named Lotus (yes, that’s her real name, give her a break, her parents were some type of fucking hippies or something) who loves boobs. More than men. She just loves ‘em. In fact, if she could marry … Continue reading

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America’s Next Top Moob Contest

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading

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Breastfeeding is creepy

One childless man’s opinion on breastfeeding in public: A huge issue among mothers is their freedom to feed their babies in public. In some locations, public breastfeeding has been banned, and in others, it’s been welcomed with open arms (and … Continue reading

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