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The time that passes
Almost four years have passed. Sometimes it feels like decades and sometimes it feels like seconds. There has been a lot of change. We’ve matured and grown into different people. There has been transition. Loss. Gain. These last four years … Continue reading
Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)
Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged britt, casey at the bat, comedy, ernest thayer, humor, miss britt, parody, poems
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The Princess and The Dragon
Once upon a time, in a far off land, there was a steep mountain. And on the side of that mountain was a large, deep cave. Inside that cave lived a mean, vicious dragon. With big green scales and a … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, My Art
Tagged birthday, britt, dragon, fairytale, miss britt, princess
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No, you pour some sugar on me.
Take $200 worth of booze. Mix with 250 pounds of sarcasm, boobs, and hair. Add a generous helping of salty language. Shake lightly. And then pour some sugar on it, and watch as Britt (on the left, orange dress) and … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, def leppard, karaoke, miss britt, orlando, pour some sugar on me, rising star, vimeo, Vlog
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Bollywood Night
Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, bollywood, britt, faiqa, fun, hilly, humor, miss britt, movies, om shanti om
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The music that soothes my soul
A certain whore and I were talking about music. She was explaining how lyrics and songs resonate and speak for her, and how it’s awesome and how she doesn’t think I understand it, because every song I mentioned that resonated … Continue reading
We can fix your life
“Please, Britt,” I beg. “It will only last an hour.” “Not tonight,” she says bluntly. “I have a headache and I’m tired and I don’t feel like it.” “Fine, maybe I’ll just do it with myself or even ask Faiqa … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged advice, advice column, avitable, britt, CYR, dear-abby, miss britt, talkshoe
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Miss Britt Goes To Prison: A Story
Yesterday afternoon started off as planned. I headed to the airport and picked up Hilly and drove over to Britt’s house. Britt was doing her spinning class and would meet us at her place afterwards. Hilly and I were enjoying … Continue reading
No cure for hiccups
I have the hiccups from Adam Avitable on Vimeo. Now that I’ve entertained you, do me a favor. Go over and visit Britt’s new product review blog for women. She’s going to be reviewing products that women want to use, … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, buy her, hiccups, mini vibrator, product review, vimeo, Vlog
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What I learned this weekend
This past weekend, I moved into Britt’s house for a night. She and Jared went away all day Saturday and Sunday, and I stayed over to watch her kids. I was there for 31 hours, 56 minutes, and 44 seconds. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, babysitting, britt, childless, kids, miss britt, parenting, parents
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