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- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: britt
Turned off the sarcasm machine
Last year, I explained how she was responsible for the decline of civilization. The year prior, I told you previously unknown factoids about our favorite blonde force of nature. This year, I’ll just be genuine. Happy birthday, Britt. We “met” … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, best friends, birthday, britt, happy birthday, miss britt
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A Fateful Trip
To the tune of the theme from Gilligan’s Island Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a southbound trip That started from Altamonte With me and Miss Britt. We hit the road at quarter to … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, beacon, britt, dining scams, finn, jester, miami, miami beach, ocean drive, othurme, rendezvous, rendezvous on the beach, rendezvous on the ocean, rendezvous restaurant, restaurant, restaurant review, south beach, the beacon hotel, the gays, the rendezvous restaurant, umb
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Miami
Tuesday, Britt and I drove down to Miami to meet up with Finn, who lives down here, and Jester and Othurme, who were just visiting. I’m writing this from our hotel room at The National in South Beach, where it … Continue reading
Red Erect
I’m not here. I’m guest posting over at Miss Britt’s. Don’t forget – hotels, raffles, T-shirts, and photos! C’mon, I’m counting on you!
Along came a spider
Before today’s post, just a few quick reminders: First, for only $7.00, you can win a chance for a roundtrip ticket to Orlando for the Halloween Party! And if you get your friends to sponsor you by buying tickets in … Continue reading
Battered and bruised
I’m sitting here at 11:00 on Sunday night, trying to write a post. Every time I type a key, I wince – every movement sends pain throughout my body. My body is black and blue, and it hurts to breathe. … Continue reading
Myocardial Infraction
I read an article about a guy who faked heart attacks to get out of paying for goods and services. Quoted from the article: “[The] man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, britt, CYR, humor, radio, scam artist, scams, talkshoe
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A face for radio
Britt and I have awesome conversations all the time. They’re funny, irreverent, mean, sarcastic, and thought-provoking. But since nobody is around to hear them, there’s no one to remark on how fucking genius we are. This is all changing on … Continue reading
Ready for Monday
You’d probably think, with my lazy-ass posts on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, that I have some amazing and interesting stories to tell about an action-packed weekend. And maybe I do, but today I’m just going to share the boring ones: … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, britt, guitar hero, hancock, movies, recap, sanyo xacti, weekend plans, wii
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My review of Indiana Jones
Britt and I review the new Indiana Jones movie. No spoilers in the review, I promise. Here is the direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, indiana jones, kingdom of the crystal skull, miss britt, movie review, Vlog, youtube
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