The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: britt
Foot fetish
Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, britt, feet, foot, metrosexual, miss britt, nail-polish, pedicure
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Vaginas abound
This post will be low on talky talky and high on showy showy because I’m still recovering from Saturday night. At 4:00 Saturday afternoon, accompanied by a crack of lightning and a rumble of thunder, the gorgeous and crude ADW … Continue reading
Everything comes down to poo
Here is the direct link. You can also find this on Humor Blogs.
Orlando survived . . . barely.
Last night, I had the pleasure of meeting Karl from Secondhand Tryptophan and Kevin from Kapgar, along with his lovely wife Katie. We met over at Downtown Disney and headed over to the Raglan Road Irish Pub for a great … Continue reading
Misc Mon
FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet
38 Comments
Vlog Oldies
Today I decided to go to the vault of the 35 whole vlogs I’ve done and bring out a classic. Here is a video post of Britt and I in July before she moved down here. We share 10 things … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: A Message From Mother Avitable
I’m not supposed to be here today. Avitable asked his mom to write a post for him for his birthday. I think he was hoping he could capture some of the same magic I had on my birthday when my … Continue reading
History lesson
Ask anyone in their fifties. They’ll all tell you that the world is a different place than it was when they were growing up. There’s more violence, corruption is widespread, we all have the attention spans of microwaves, and people … Continue reading
Miss Elaine Eous
Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, amazon, avitable, awards, birthday, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, contest, contests, interview, marketing, miss britt, My Art, wishlist
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