My bucket list – 10 things that I want to do before I die, in no discernible order:
- Ride a dolphin
- Get high
- Eat a steak in the nicest steak restaurants in New York, Chicago, and Dallas.
- Wrestle an alligator
- See the Avitable castle in Naples
- Go to a nude beach
- Burn my old boss's house down with him inside
- Do stand up comedy
- Write a book
- Hang out with Joss Whedon
My fuck it list – 10 things that I DON'T need or want to do before I die, in no discernible order. Idea taken from here:
- Travel anywhere (obviously, just for the sake of traveling)
- Get a tattoo
- Go skydiving
- Bury the hatchet with shitty people
- Run a marathon
- Watch Casablanca
- Change the oil in my car
- Read "War and Peace"
- Eat chicken wings
- Rewatch that shitfest of a trilogy, the Lord of the Rings
What would be on your bucket list and fuck it list?
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