The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: bullets
Monday Bullets
This weekend was pretty full, and I’m too beat to try to write a recap, so here is my holiday weekend, bullet style: For those of you who purchased raffle tickets to the Piper raffle, we raised $1500 in one … Continue reading
Bullets and birthdays
Is it mean that I won’t let my dog poop when we take walks? There’s nothing worse than using a plastic Ziploc to pick up hot, steamy poop from someone’s grass. I make her hold it until we get home … Continue reading
Bullets
Tonight we have our final Orlando Mafia meeting before Hilly leaves us to return to California. We’re not having her set up the California branch, though, because she’d do things differently and then we’d have to make her sleep with … Continue reading
Shooting straight
I was watching the extras on “Death Proof”, the Quentin Tarantino-helmed half of Grindhouse, and just realized that while I enjoy his movies, QT annoys the fuck out of me. His face just looks like someone sculpted a face out … Continue reading
Bullets over Birch Blvd.
Go fill out my Johari and Nohari windows. If you don’t know what they are, it explains it well. And don’t be a fucking pussy – put your name, not something anonymous. You’re not done yet. Thanks to some of … Continue reading
Fireworks in Florida
It’s all about the bullets today. Don’t miss tomorrow’s post! I’m going to have a super-special guest poster. It’s not Britt or anyone that you think, but someone even more awesome, and if you miss it, your eyeballs will melt … Continue reading








