Tag Archives: calendar

Thanksgiving leftovers

Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 by Avitable

Today’s just a cornucopia of a post, stuffed with the gizzards and tripe from the last week: Thanksgiving! Even though my family lives an hour away from me (a fact that they kept telling me as they berated me), I … Continue reading →

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Don’t look any further for your Black Friday needs – I’ll be your huckleberry.

Posted on Friday, November 25, 2011 by Avitable

[Originally posted on 11/16/10. Slightly edited and reposted due to turkey-induced coma.] Forget lining up outside Target or Walmart at midnight to get marginal deals on gifts that nobody needs. You can get all of your Black Friday needs met … Continue reading →

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Schwinnnggg! It’s a giveaway! And pop culture trivia! And exclamation points!!!

Posted on Wednesday, November 16, 2011 by Avitable

It’s been a while since I gave anything away to you, my obsessed faithful stalkers readers. Way back in the good ol’ days of blogging, I used to have contests every week, where I would test your knowledge and ability … Continue reading →

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Announcing the top Christmas gift of 2012: The 12-month Avitable Wall Calendar

Posted on Tuesday, November 8, 2011 by Avitable

It’s the product that nobody has been asking for. It’s the gift that keeps on giving until you curl up into a ball and cry for hours. It’s the feel-bad present that you give as a Secret Santa to that … Continue reading →

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Remember that movie Major League?

Posted on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Avitable

So, do you remember Major League? And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece … Continue reading →

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