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Tag Archives: cards
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!
I thought I’d rerun a Valentine’s Day post from last year, with some of the card ideas I came up with. I would actually write a real post, but I’m headed out to a Rock Band Valentine’s Day party and … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged cards, greeting cards, hallmark, humor, valentines-day, vd
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The black section?
On Monday, at Texas de Brazil, I got the above birthday card from a friend as a joke. After I read it out loud at the table, laughing, I flipped the card over to see that it’s apparently from “Mahogany”, … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, General
Tagged african american, avitable, black, cards, comedy, greeting cards, hallmark, hallmark cards, humor, mahogany, racism, racist, satire
40 Comments
Who wants a Christmas card?
It’s that time of year, fuckers. I’m preparing my list of names and addresses for holiday cards. Last year we sent out this one: In 2006 we sent out this one: If you got one or all of these, chances … Continue reading
