The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: cartoon
Flush out the old year
Happy New Year!
Topics we’ll never see at a blogging conference
Inspired by two recent posts.
Posted in My Art
Tagged art, blogging, blogher, cartoon, comedy, conferences, humor, mom 2.0, women, women's rights
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If I was a stuffed tiger
Posted in My Art
Tagged bill watterston, calvin, calvin and hobbes, cartoon, comedy, hobbes, humor, parody
25 Comments
So two iPhone 4s get married . . .
Thanks to Faiqa for the inspiration.
Hottest Cartoon Characters
With this month’s Playboy showcasing a nude Marge Simpson, there is obviously some appeal in seeing a fictional drawn character nude. Marge wouldn’t be my first choice, even though she looks pretty hot, and I know there are at least … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged cartoon, cartoon porn, humor, marge simpson, naked marge, nudity, porn
98 Comments
What could be worse?
What, you may ask, could be worse than a man diddling a dolphin? It’s not a video, it’s not real, and it’s not even bestiality. But somehow, it feels worse than the Flipper fellatio. The porpoise peniscapades. The fishfucking. What … Continue reading








