The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.
Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey. She has become one of my closest friends against all odds. I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty. I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading
For @mooshinindy: A letter to your baby #mozzi
mozzi (n) – a pseudonym for a heretofore unnamed and unborn child. See also moosh. Dear Mozzi, As I write this letter, you’re still comfortably entrenched in your mom‘s belly and won’t be venturing out in the world for a … Continue reading
My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, Bloggers
Tagged birthday, casey, comedy, fake, humor, interview, interviews, moosh, mooshinindy, parody
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Carbs can be good for you
The recent anti-carb crusade that has taken the world by storm is close-minded and gastrophobic. Carbs can be good too! One example? My friend Casey will be eating pancakes for charity. She will be pitted against local Indianapolis celebrities while … Continue reading
Love for the Mormons
Today is my friend Casey’s birthday. She takes one step closer to the grave as she turns the ripe old age of 27! Casey and I are completely opposite in many ways. She’s very modest and I have no shame. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, birthday, blasphemous, casey, happy birthday, humor, irreverent, jesus christ of latter day saints, lds, moosh, moosh in indy, mormon, parody, satire
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