The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: celebrity interviews
My Interview with Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney, nonagenarian curmudgeon, died over the weekend at the age of 92. I sat down for a posthumous interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Rooney . . . AR: Please, call me Mr. Rooney. Me: I wanted to just … Continue reading
My Interview with ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage
Famed Slim Jim spokesman and professional wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died yesterday at the age of 58. I snapped into an interview with him: Me: Hi Mr. Savage, thanks for talking to me. RS: Ohhhhh man. What happened? Me: … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark comedy, dark humor, humor, macho man, randall poffo, randy savage, slim jims
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My Interview with Osama bin Laden
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or hiding in a cave in Afghanistan, you’re aware that Osama bin Laden has been confirmed dead at the hands of American forces as of May 2nd, 2011. I had to pull some … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, dark comedy, humor, interviews, morbid, osama bin laden
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My interview with Bob Guccione
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse, died last week at the age of 79. I had a posthumous chat with the porn magnate. Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Guccione. BG: No problem! Anything to please a male fan … Continue reading
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Tagged bob guccione, celebrity, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, humor, morbid, penthouse, penthouse letters
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My interview with Tony Curtis
Yesterday, film legend Tony Curtis died at the age of 85. I sat down with him for a brief chat: Me: Mr. Curtis, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. TC: You should be happy – I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, greg giraldo, humor, interviews, morbid, tony curtis
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My Interview with Gary Coleman
Diminutive actor Gary Coleman died yesterday at the age of 42. I sat down with the surly star for a posthumuous chinwag: Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Coleman. GC: Please, call me Gary. And you’re welcome. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, gary coleman, humor, interview, morbid
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My Interview with that Chinese guy who killed all the kids.
This post is a guest post disguised to look like a real post by me, written by my friend James. On Wednesday, May 12, Adam was given an assignment. After two days of writing about preachy subjects, he was tasked … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, china, dark humor, ghostwriting, google, humor, interview
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My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger
Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy old midget lady known best for her role in Poltergeist I, II, and III as Tangina Barrons, died yesterday at the age of 76. I took a minute to sit down with her. Me: Hi, Zelda, … Continue reading
Me and the good Doctor King
In honor of MLK Day, I’m rerunning last year’s interview with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with me. MLK: It’s my pleasure to have another chance to share my message of peace with the … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid
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My interview with Brittany Murphy
The actress Brittany Murphy, known for “Clueless” and as the voice of Luanne on “King of the Hill”, died Sunday at the age of 32. Shortly after her passing, I was invited to interview her: Me: I’m sorry that I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged brittany murphy, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid
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