The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My interview with Amy Winehouse
Grammy-award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse was found dead today at the age of 27. I sat down with her post-demise: Me: Thank you for sitting down with me today. AW: No problem. I’m ‘appy t’ be ‘ere. Me: Also, congratulations … Continue reading
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Tagged amy winehouse, celebrity, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid, rehab
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My Interview with Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Jack Kevorkian, aka “Dr. Death”, died today at the age of 83. Given the fact that I’m a posthumous journalist of the highest caliber, I got first dibs on an interview: Me: Let me start this interview off by … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable interviews, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, doctor death, dr. death, humor, interviews, jack kevorkian, posthumous
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My Interview With Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor, actress and bride to many, died yesterday at the age of 79. As usual, I had the chance to interview her: Me: Thank you for taking the time to speak with me, Ms. Taylor. ET: Please, dear, call … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, death, elizabeth taylor, humor, interview, liz taylor, morbid
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My interview with Bob Guccione
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse, died last week at the age of 79. I had a posthumous chat with the porn magnate. Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Guccione. BG: No problem! Anything to please a male fan … Continue reading
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Tagged bob guccione, celebrity, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, humor, morbid, penthouse, penthouse letters
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Six word memoir
Ten thousand years ago, Smith Magazine started “Six Word Memoirs“, when they asked famous authors to write . . . six. word. memoirs. The popularity of this meme has ebbed and flowed, with people tweeting about them and books being … Continue reading
My Interview with Dennis Hopper
Gonzo actor Dennis Hopper died Saturday, at the age of 74. I sat down with him for a post-mortem chat: Me: Hi Mr. Hopper, and thank you for taking the time to meet with me. DH: Oh, man, I’ve got … Continue reading
My interview with Peter Graves
“Mission: Impossible” and “Airplane!” star Peter Graves was found dead last night at the age of 83 under mysterious circumstances, and as one of the preeminent journalists who has a picture of themselves eating ice cream with Hitler, I was … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, humor, interview, mission impossible, peter graves
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My interview with Corey Haim
Former child actor Corey Haim died yesterday at the age of 38. I was granted a quick interview with the deceased “Lost Boys” star: Me: Hi Corey, thanks for talking with me. CH: It’s my pleasure. I want all of … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, corey feldman, corey haim, dark humor, death, humor, interviews, lost boys
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My Interview with Roy Scheider
On February 10, 2008, Roy Scheider, best known for his role of the sheriff in “Jaws”, died at the age of 75. I didn’t have a chance to interview him then, so I thought I’d use the anniversary of his … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviews, jaws, roy scheider
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My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger
Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy old midget lady known best for her role in Poltergeist I, II, and III as Tangina Barrons, died yesterday at the age of 76. I took a minute to sit down with her. Me: Hi, Zelda, … Continue reading








