The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My interview with Oral Roberts
On Tuesday, Oral Roberts died at the age of 91. Today, I was granted an exclusive interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Roberts, you’re finally on your way to meet your maker. Are you excited? OR: Why yes, young man, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, celebrity interviews, christianity, dark humor, humor, interviews, morbid, oral roberts
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My Interview with John Lennon
On the 29th anniversary of John Lennon’s death, I thought I’d take the time to interview him: Me: So, I’m sitting here with John Lennon, one of the Fab Four. Thanks for taking the time to speak with me, John. … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged beatles, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, humor, interview, interviewing, john lennon
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Meredith Baxter-Birney is a lesbian and other surprises
As you may have heard, the mom from Family Ties, Meredith Baxter, has come out of the closet. She was apparently out for many years in the small, private town of Los Angeles and has only made this a public … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged celebrity, comedy, entertainment, family ties, humor, lesbian, meredith baxter
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My Interview with Henry Gibson
The diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed. Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right? HG: That is … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviewing, interviews, kanye west
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My Interview with Patrick Swayze
Yesterday, Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer. Today, as usual, I score the only posthumous interview to be found. Take that, real journalists! Me: So, um, Patrick, thanks for being here. PS: You sound hesitant, chile’. Me: Well, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, dirty dancing, humor, interview, interviewing, movie-quotes, parody, patrick swayze, satire
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My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz
Late last night, a neighbor down my street, Phillip Spicklefritz, passed away at the age of 94. While he may not have been famous, I thought he deserved an interview as well: Me: Thanks for joining me Phil. PS: So, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged boston, celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, edward kennedy, good will hunting, humor, interviewing, interviews, kennedy, matt damon, parody, satire, ted kennedy
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My interview with Robert Novak from Crossfire
Conservative political commentator Robert Novak died yesterday at the age of 78, and I had the pleasure of sitting down with him shortly after his demise (And thanks to Swan Shadow for the idea). Me: So is it true? RN: … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, crossfire, humor, interview, interviewing, Politics, robert novak
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My Interview with John Hughes
As most of you know, John Hughes died on Thursday. Known as a recluse in life, he’s not much different in death, and it took me a few days to snag this exclusive posthumous interview with him: Me: Thanks for … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, interview, interviewing, john hughes, misery, sixteen candles
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My interview with Walter Cronkite
Walter Cronkite, one of the most respected journalists of our time, died on Friday night at the age of 92. I spoke with him posthumously on Sunday: Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Walter. WC: Young man, it is … Continue reading
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Tagged anchor, anchorman, avitable, birthday, celebrity, comedy, cronkite, dark humor, dead, humor, interview, interviewing, interviews, lesombre, morbid, parody, walter cronkite
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