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Tag Archives: censorship
Replacing “nigger” in Huckleberry Finn
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you may be aware that there’s a new controversy brewing when a specific book press decided to replace the word “nigger” with the word “slave” in its new printing of Mark Twain’s “Adventures … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged censorship, comedy, huckleberry finn, humor, mark twain, nigger, political correctness, tom sawyer
73 Comments
About pedophilia and censorship
Pedophilia to us humans is a bit like Kryptonite is to Superman. Have you ever seen any incarnation of Superman where someone approaches him with Kryptonite? He stumbles, usually closes his eyes, sticks his hand out and just flails wildly, … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged amazon, amazon.com, cecilyk, censorship, drama, first amendment, freedom of speech, overreaction, pedophilia
287 Comments
Amazon Fail – more to the story #amazonfail
As some of you may have read, Amazon.com has begun pulling the sales rank numbers from several gay and lesbian books, claiming that the books are “adult” and should be excluded from some searches and lists. You can also do … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged amazon.com, amazonfail, avitable, censorship, comedy, glbt, humor, jeff bezos, jezebel, parody, sales ranks, satire
27 Comments
Censored
Saw this at Shelli’s and Jasmine’s and decided to do it here: Ten Things I Wish I Could Say or That I Should Say to Certain People: Grow up and start acting your age. Figure out what you want with … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, censorship, memes, self-censorship, things-i-wish-i-could-say
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