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Tag Archives: chanukah
The complete and not at all made up guide to Chanukah by Avitable
Yesterday marked the beginning of the Jewish holiday Chanukah, and I thought that since I’ve talked openly about Christianity and Islam, why not shift my uniquely offensive focus onto Judaism? So here are some real questions and fake answers about … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged chanukah, comedy, humor, jewish, judaism, offensive, religious, stereotype
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Christmas and political correctness
On Twitter last night, this twat declared that wishing “Merry Christmas” to someone who is not Christian (or Xtian, as she put it) is offensive, arrogant, insensitive, and bad manners (never mind the hypocrisy that calling Christians Xtians is highly … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, chanukah, christians, christmas, holidays, political correctness
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