Tag Archives: christian

Chick-fil-A hates the gays

Posted on Monday, February 7, 2011 by Avitable

As you may have read recently, there has been some controversy over Chick-fil-A’s decision to provide free food to an anti-gay marriage group. It is well-known that the restaurant is Christian-owned and run, especially based on their poor business decision … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged chick-fil-a, christian, comedy, fundamentalist, humor | 20 Comments

Learn How to Use Dirty Talk, the Avitable Way

Posted on Monday, July 6, 2009 by Avitable

A certain friend makes fun of me because I have a problem with dirty talk. She tries to get me to say some of the vilest things, and I typically abstain. It’s not out of embarrassment as much as it … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, christian, comedy, Dirty talk, humor, puritan, sex, sexual terminology, slang, victorian | 105 Comments

Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter

Posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 by Avitable

Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading →

Posted in I am evil | Tagged avitable, bible, christian, christianity, church, comedy, god, hell, holy bible, humor, jesus, jesus christ, lord jesus christ | 52 Comments

I admit it.

Posted on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Avitable

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading →

Posted in My Art | Tagged asshole, avitable, christian, church, death, god, hate, holy, humor, hypocrisy, jerry-falwell, jesus christ, My Art, obituary, Politics, rant, religion | 61 Comments

Easter at my church

Posted on Saturday, April 7, 2007 by Avitable

A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading →

Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness | Tagged avitable, christian, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, easter, holy, humor, jesus christ, resurrection | 32 Comments

Fisting

Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 by Avitable

Came across this revelatory and inspiring article encouraging Christians to fist because it is God’s will. Fisting and God’s Will The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, christian, fisting, funny, god, holy, religion, sex | 6 Comments