Tag Archives: christianity

Fuck you and your fucking rapture, fuckers.

Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2011 by Avitable

May 21st. That’s when it all ends.  According to Harold Camping: I’m not going to let a hundred-year old man who looks like a sleazy accountant who rents an office in a strip mall between a Panda Express and a … Continue reading →

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My interview with Oral Roberts

Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 by Avitable

On Tuesday, Oral Roberts died at the age of 91. Today, I was granted an exclusive interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Roberts, you’re finally on your way to meet your maker. Are you excited? OR: Why yes, young man, … Continue reading →

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Jesus Fucking Christ

Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009 by Avitable

I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!

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Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter

Posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 by Avitable

Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading →

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