Tag Archives: christmas

2011 Listgasm: The Top Ten Worst Christmas Gifts

Posted on Monday, December 26, 2011 by Avitable

I’m going to round out the year with lists, because it’s the one time of year that writers can avoid sentences and formatting and creativity in lieu of bullets. Although I did make this nifty graphic: Here’s my list of … Continue reading →

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My Christmas Gift to you: No Testicles!

Posted on Sunday, December 25, 2011 by Avitable

That’s right. Unlike previous holidays, this Christmas I will not assault your senses with a photo in which I decorate my nutsack. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been too busy to Photoshop anything and … Continue reading →

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I’m just not feeling it. #Christmas

Posted on Sunday, December 18, 2011 by Avitable

The last real Christmas I had was in 2009. A month prior, I had told Amy that I was unhappy in our marriage and had been going to therapy in secret to figure out what I wanted and needed in … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me A free Casey Anthony! On the second day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me Two dead despots, And a free Casey Anthony! On the third day … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas!

Posted on Saturday, December 25, 2010 by Avitable

PS: This is not the Christmas card I sent out. I’ll post that card in a week or so. P.P.S.: If you’re in or near Park City, Utah, and want to meet up with me and a few other bloggers … Continue reading →

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I need a vacation!

Posted on Thursday, December 16, 2010 by Avitable

Have you seen the Holiday Concert hosted by Neilochka?  There are a ton of amazing contributions from bloggers all over the world, and I’m happy to be amongst them. Obviously, you can see mine over there, but I’m also sharing … Continue reading →

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What should I write on my holiday cards?

Posted on Tuesday, December 14, 2010 by Avitable

So my cards have been printed and I’ll be sending them out shortly.  In previous years, I paid a company to address, sign, stamp, and mail them all for me, but because I’m feeling particularly creative (oh, and because of … Continue reading →

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Grinchiness

Posted on Sunday, December 5, 2010 by Avitable

Three weeks ago, I talked about not feeling the holiday spirit.  Whatever the reason, the upcoming season seemed like nothing but a hassle, and I would have loved to just skip December completely. Friday, I changed my mind. It may … Continue reading →

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I think my holiday spirit is in my other pants.

Posted on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 by Avitable

Yesterday, I was reading a post about holiday Grinchiness and I realized that I was feeling the same way.  I really don’t want to have anything to do with the holidays this year. My Thanksgiving will be spent with my … Continue reading →

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Who wants a Christmas card?

Posted on Wednesday, November 10, 2010 by Avitable

I took a year off from sending out Christmas cards, but I’m starting early this year and I’m in the giving spirit. Well, in the sense that I’m only giving Christmas cards. No gifts. Just cards. Don’t assume I already … Continue reading →

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