Tag Archives: christmas

Never forget . . .

Posted on Sunday, September 12, 2010 by Avitable
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Saint Nips

Posted on Friday, December 25, 2009 by Avitable

Merry Christmas, everyone! (Also, happy birthday to my friends Mew, ADW, and Stephanie!)

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Twas the night

Posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 by Avitable

Two years ago I wrote my own version of “Twas the Night Before Christmas”. I thought I’d share it with you again: Twas the night With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my … Continue reading →

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Have you been naughty or nice?

Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 by Avitable

It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The internet sent to me A brand new Nintendo Wii! On the second day of Christmas, The internet sent to me Two swine flu shots, And a brand new Nintendo Wii! On the third … Continue reading →

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Children’s Gift Guide for People Who Hate Kids

Posted on Thursday, November 5, 2009 by Avitable

As everyone probably knows, with the exception of the children of a few friends, I hate your kids. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have to buy gifts for them sometimes. I buy all the gifts in our household so … Continue reading →

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Liquid ass fire

Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008 by Avitable

For someone who’s a control freak with a few other proclivities, there are a few things that make trips stressful. First, just staying in someone else’s home isn’t really that fun. Even if they have a comfortable house, it’s still … Continue reading →

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It’s Santastic!

Posted on Thursday, December 25, 2008 by Avitable

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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The inevitable unavailability of Avitable

Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 by Avitable

Tomorrow we leave for Charlotte, North Carolina. (Well, actually, a tiny one-horse burg named Lincolnton). I rented a Lincoln Navigator for the drive, which should be nice and relaxing. I’m bringing the laptop, but I’m not sure if (a) I’ll … Continue reading →

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Christmas Card

Posted on Monday, December 22, 2008 by Avitable

This was going to be the Christmas card I sent out this year, but I decided against it. It just felt too hackneyed to me (click to enlarge): The one I actually sent will get posted after Christmas sometime, once … Continue reading →

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