Tag Archives: christmas

C is for cookie. Well, and cock.

Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Avitable

Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake … Continue reading →

Posted in Whoring | Tagged , , , , , , | 33 Comments

Christmas and political correctness

Posted on Monday, December 8, 2008 by Avitable

On Twitter last night, this twat declared that wishing “Merry Christmas” to someone who is not Christian (or Xtian, as she put it) is offensive, arrogant, insensitive, and bad manners (never mind the hypocrisy that calling Christians Xtians is highly … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | Tagged , , , , , | 150 Comments

First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide

Posted on Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Avitable

Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom? Your prayers have been … Continue reading →

Posted in CYR, General | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

Anybody live near Charlotte?

Posted on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 by Avitable

If you’re waiting for the results of my Buffy giveaway, I’ll post it shortly. I just have to count all of the entries and pick my random winner. On December 24th, Amy, Jigsaw and I will be driving to Charlotte, … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged , , | 40 Comments

Who wants a Christmas card?

Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 by Avitable

It’s that time of year, fuckers. I’m preparing my list of names and addresses for holiday cards. Last year we sent out this one: In 2006 we sent out this one: If you got one or all of these, chances … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloggers, CYR | Tagged , , , , , | 38 Comments

Yesterday’s triumph

Posted on Wednesday, January 2, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday, shopping at Border’s, I saw a ray of light come through the ceiling and alight on an endcap in the DVD section. Angels sang, and I walked in a hypnotic trance, grabbed the holy relic, and ran to the … Continue reading →

Posted in I am not gay | Tagged , , , | 61 Comments

Countdown, continued

Posted on Friday, December 28, 2007 by Avitable

It’s the end of a long, shitty year, so what better way to finish it out than with a few posts of top ten lists? Yesterday: Top Ten Movies of 2007 Today: Avitable’s Top Ten Television Shows of 2007 (in … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged , , , , , , | 52 Comments

End of the Year Countdown

Posted on Thursday, December 27, 2007 by Avitable

It’s the end of a long, shitty year, so what better way to finish it out than with a few posts of top ten lists? Today: Avitable’s Top Ten Movies of 2007 (in no particular order) Of course, I only … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged , , , , , | 41 Comments

Aftermath

Posted on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday was fun. We hosted Christmas dinner for about 15 people. I made mashed potatoes and used my newly purchased BACONSALT and it was awesome. We had ham and turkey and beef brisket and roast beef and mashed potatoes (with … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged , , , , | 42 Comments

Someone’s birthday

Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 by Avitable

As many of you know, today marks the birthday of someone very important to the world. Someone that garners praise and prayer and causes riots and celebrations and erections. Someone that people dream about, talk to on a daily basis, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloggers | Tagged , , , , , , | 30 Comments