Tag Archives: Church of Holy Avitableness

Have you been naughty or nice?

Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 by Avitable

It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading →

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Unburden your soul

Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 by Avitable

As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading →

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Avitapope in the house

Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 by Avitable

As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading →

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AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito

Posted on Thursday, January 24, 2008 by Avitable

If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading →

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Easter at my church

Posted on Saturday, April 7, 2007 by Avitable

A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading →

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