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Tag Archives: church
Scumbags welcome
A church in Florida (of course) has recently made the news with a new billboard that advertises, simply “Scumbags Welcome”. The goal is to resonate with people who may not feel any connection with some of the stricter, more conservative … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged church, comedy, cynicism, dogma, humor, organized religion, pessimism, sardonic, scumbags welcome, snl church
12 Comments
Have you been naughty or nice?
It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged christmas, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confession, confession booth, holiday, santa, snackiepoo
38 Comments
Unburden your soul
As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged anonymous, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confess, confession
144 Comments
Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter
Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged avitable, bible, christian, christianity, church, comedy, god, hell, holy bible, humor, jesus, jesus christ, lord jesus christ
52 Comments
Avitapope in the house
As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged anonymity, avitable, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confession
96 Comments
AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito
If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, birthday, burrito, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, food, video, Vlog
47 Comments
The atheist’s nightmare
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged a pile of dog bones, atheists-nightmare, avitable, banana, church, For-Dawg, holy, jesus, nycwd, peanut-butter, puppy monster
68 Comments
Puppet, femininity and religion
If you can’t view it . . .
Posted in Vlog
Tagged angel, avitable, buffy, church, denisetn, feminine-itching, joss whedon, monks, puppet, puppets, religion, vagina, video
24 Comments
I admit it.
I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading
Easter at my church
A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged avitable, christian, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, easter, holy, humor, jesus christ, resurrection
32 Comments
