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Scumbags welcome

A church in Florida (of course) has recently made the news with a new billboard that advertises, simply “Scumbags Welcome”. The goal is to resonate with people who may not feel any connection with some of the stricter, more conservative … Continue reading

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Have you been naughty or nice?

It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading

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Unburden your soul

As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading

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Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter

Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading

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Avitapope in the house

As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading

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AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito

If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading

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The atheist’s nightmare

Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of … Continue reading

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Puppet, femininity and religion

If you can’t view it . . .

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I admit it.

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading

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Easter at my church

A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading

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