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Tag Archives: cnn
Ways that Larry King can go out with a bang
At the young age of 76, Larry King has announced his intentions to step down from hosting his CNN show “Larry King Live” after a 25-year run. While there’s plenty of speculation with what he’ll do for his final show, … Continue reading
Women are whining about unequal pay again . . . sigh
CNN had an article yesterday bemoaning the fact that women still get lower pay when looking at 25 different careers. On first blush, it seems like this is a travesty, that women are still getting the shaft just because they … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged cnn, comedy, employment workplace, gender bias, gender inequality, humor, satire
60 Comments
The tsunami that hit Hawaii
Anyone watching CNN on Saturday probably witnessed the pulse-pounding, nail-biting broadcast focused on a reef off of the coast of Hawaii, awaiting the destructive forces of a tsunami. Rarely has there been a broadcast so packed with intensity and urgency … Continue reading
Posted in General, Uncategorized
Tagged chile, cnn, comedy, earthquake, hawaii, humor, sarcasm, tsunami
22 Comments
“You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer
As you’ve probably heard, Representative Joe Wilson made an ass of himself by yelling “You lie!” as President Obama spoke about health care to a nationally televised joint session of Congress. His completely unprofessional immature outburst has embarrassed the Republicans … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged cnn, comedy, humor, joe wilson, joseph wilson, obama, Politics, president obama, you lie
57 Comments
Headlines: The Rush Limbaugh Effect
When I try to come up with posts for each day, I will usually spend some time on CNN or other news sites and see if any articles catch my eye. Tonight, there wasn’t shit going on, so I decided … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged big fat idiot, cnn, comedy, conservative, democrat, dittohead, headlines, humor, liberal, limbaugh, republican, rush limbaugh
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