The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Go team!
I can tell you exactly how tonight’s Superbowl is going to end. Don’t read this if you want to actually enjoy the game: At the bottom of the ninth, the Packers will be in a power play and focus on … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged coalminer's granddaughter, comedy, heather, humor, sports, super bowl
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Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh
If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged birthday, coalminer's granddaughter, comedy, heather, humor, obama, Politics, racism, rahm emanuel, retard, rush limbaugh, sarah palin
17 Comments
Christmas Card
This was going to be the Christmas card I sent out this year, but I decided against it. It just felt too hackneyed to me (click to enlarge): The one I actually sent will get posted after Christmas sometime, once … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, christmas, christmas-cards, coalminer's granddaughter, heather, holidays, margalit is a twat
27 Comments
Throbbing cock of doom
Sometimes people come into my office, see my action figures, my life-sized Yoda, my 30,000 comics and say, “Adam, could you be a bigger geek?” And I just point to today’s guest poster, Heather, and say, “Yes.” She and her … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, coalminer's granddaughter, guest post, heather
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