Tag Archives: contest

Thanksgiving leftovers

Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 by Avitable

Today’s just a cornucopia of a post, stuffed with the gizzards and tripe from the last week: Thanksgiving! Even though my family lives an hour away from me (a fact that they kept telling me as they berated me), I … Continue reading →

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Schwinnnggg! It’s a giveaway! And pop culture trivia! And exclamation points!!!

Posted on Wednesday, November 16, 2011 by Avitable

It’s been a while since I gave anything away to you, my obsessed faithful stalkers readers. Way back in the good ol’ days of blogging, I used to have contests every week, where I would test your knowledge and ability … Continue reading →

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The worst parents in the world

Posted on Friday, March 18, 2011 by Avitable

Wednesday night, during CYR (which you can download here and subscribe here), I talked about an open mic night last week where parents brought in a 10-year old and a 12-year old.  Even after our protestations that this was not … Continue reading →

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Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like

Posted on Wednesday, July 14, 2010 by Avitable

There’s this blogger named Lotus (yes, that’s her real name, give her a break, her parents were some type of fucking hippies or something) who loves boobs. More than men. She just loves ‘em. In fact, if she could marry … Continue reading →

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Two more days to win one of two iPods

Posted on Monday, June 28, 2010 by Avitable

Have you already bought a ticket for the drawing? They’re only $10 each, you can buy as many tickets as you want, you have a very high chance of winning one of 23 prizes, including an iPod Touch or an … Continue reading →

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I need your votes!

Posted on Friday, March 19, 2010 by Avitable

I need ten seconds of your time. The “Outrageous Interactions” Video Contest is a contest designed to “acknowledge the sometimes uncommon nature of customer interactions in the call center, and encourages anyone with a customer service experience to create and … Continue reading →

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Fatty McFatterson

Posted on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 by Avitable

If you’ve been reading this blog for more than four or five months, you’re aware that in an effort to lose a significant amount of weight and to avoid dying by the age of 35, I underwent lap-band surgery in … Continue reading →

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Raffle winners announced!

Posted on Monday, September 28, 2009 by Avitable

(cross-posted over at Avitable Halloween) Thanks to everyone who bought raffle tickets, the proceeds of which go to support the Halloween party happening on October 24th here in Altamonte Springs. We sold 110 tickets total before the raffle ended, and … Continue reading →

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Winners and Boozers

Posted on Sunday, August 9, 2009 by Avitable

First, an announcement about the Halloween party. We’ll be disclosing the theme soon, and if you have any interest in attending (Saturday, October 24th in Altamonte Springs, FL), please submit your information below if you haven’t already done so. I … Continue reading →

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Contest: Lazy Sunday is BACK!

Posted on Sunday, August 2, 2009 by Avitable

Many of you may not remember my contests that I ran every Sunday for an entire year. Each contest challenged your intellect, your knowledge of entertainment trivia and your luck. It was fun doing it, but it was a lot … Continue reading →

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