Tag Archives: contest

If we always had Twitter

(If you’re looking for the contest winner, scroll down!) Twitter, for those of you with your heads lodged firmly up your geriatric keisters, is a microblogging site where people can tell the world what they’re doing, reply to other people … Continue reading

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5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn’t Ended Yet.

Today’s post marks five years of blogging for me. 1,700 posts. 40,000 comments. One million visitors. When I first started blogging, Blog Explosion and Battle of the Blogs were two ways that people found out about new blogs to read. … Continue reading

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America’s Next Top Moob Contest

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading

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Caption This

Give me your best caption. The one I pick as the best wins a prize!

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Fun and prizes! Well, prizes at least.

Today is the birthday of my good friend and proud fellow geek, Heather. She’s 37, which means that she will soon be a decrepit gimpy old lady on her deathbed. In her honor, I have written her a special message: … Continue reading

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Need to know basis

Since I’m not sure how many people are even going to read this today, here are some things that those of you who do show up need to know! The first thing is my huge giveaway. There are three ways … Continue reading

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Free Holiday Gift Giveaway

It’s getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of … Continue reading

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Chocolate and bacon: Good pairing?

The other day I heard about a bacon chocolate candy bar and had to try it. After searching online, I found the Mo’s Bacon Bar by Vosges. It intrigued me, so I had to try it. I ordered a few … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday 50

Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday! I’ve been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday XLIX

Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday! I don’t know if I’m just making these too hard or if everybody’s just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of … Continue reading

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