The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Big Winnah
Thanks to everyone who entered my final Lazy Sunday contest last week. Today, you can find out the answer and who the big winner! First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Next, here are the questions and … Continue reading
Puntabulous Debate
Craig over at Puntabulous emailed me and said that he heard I was a master debater. I told him that he needed to clean out his ears, because I’m actually Der Masturbator. (It’s an honorary award in Germany given only … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is the winner’s choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie! Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, dvd, giveaway, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie, movie-quotes, music-lyrics, myspace, television
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Orlando survived . . . barely.
Last night, I had the pleasure of meeting Karl from Secondhand Tryptophan and Kevin from Kapgar, along with his lovely wife Katie. We met over at Downtown Disney and headed over to the Raglan Road Irish Pub for a great … Continue reading
Misc Mon
FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet
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Lazy Sunday XXXIX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and once again the prize is an iPod Shuffle! I’m going to do it a little differently this time, though. I think last week required a bit too much effort for … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace
89 Comments
Avikipedia
I need help from a Wikipedia expert. Does anyone have editing capabilities on Wikipedia? How does it work? I usually stay away from it because I think people rely on it too much, almost as an encyclopedic resource. When it … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged abu-tabela, avitabile, avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, wikipedia
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The Great Interview Experiment
Before I get to today’s post, don’t forget about yesterday’s contest. All you need to do is pick out the seven pop culture references I mention. The contest doesn’t end until tonight at midnight, so you still have a chance … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogging, citizen-of-the-month, contest, contests, feral-mom, gone-feral, great-interview-experiment
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Lazy Sunday XXVII
Today’s Lazy Sunday is going to be a bit different. Typically, I work in a few pop culture references. Some are obscure, some are not. For example, last week, one of my answers was “They’ve gone plaid”, which was clearly … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, kapgar, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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