The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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C is for cookie. Well, and cock.
Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake … Continue reading
Manna from heaven
This weekend, I received a package from Poppy. Before I could take any photos, though, I devoured the entire package whole. So here is my artistic recreation of the contents of my stomach, which include her package, among other items. … Continue reading
Fabulous!
As you know, as of Monday, my new favorite blogger was Amanda. But then Wednesday came. And with it came a package of some of the most delicious cookies I’ve ever eaten. Moist, crumbly, chocolatey – all a gorilla could … Continue reading
A Man to Hug and Kiss
I know that I’ve talked before about how this blogger and that blogger were my favorite blogger of all time, but it was all lies. Lies, I tell ya! My new favorite blogger is Amanda from “Amanda in Real Life”. … Continue reading








