- Avril's "Girlfriend" video may be one of my favorite music videos of all time.
- I have posted: My interview with Peter Graves http://bit.ly/cutWKu
- Dear Seth Myers, please stop stealing @metalia's ideas.
- If Spartacus: Blood and Sand spent as much money on writers as it does on body oil and penis shots, it would have a gazillion Emmys.
- This mild sunburn on the top of my head is evidence of massive ozone depletion and has nothing to do with me losing my hair on top. NOTHING.
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- My interview with Peter Graves
- Florida Strawberry Festival
- June 30th can't come fast enough!
- Pants
- My interview with Corey Haim
- Where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?
- My interview with my recently deceased grandmother
- My weekend in haiku
- Behind the times
- My review of Alice in Wonderland (Spoiler Free)