Tag Archives: critique

My review of “The Town”

Posted on Sunday, September 19, 2010 by Avitable

In my video I say that there are spoilers, but there really aren’t. I don’t tell the ending or anything that you haven’t seen in the previews. Note to self: don’t do video movie reviews at 2 AM after a … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged ben affleck, blake lively, critic, critique, film, jeremy renner, jon hamm, movie critique, movie review, pete postelthwaite, the town | 10 Comments

My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free)

Posted on Sunday, December 6, 2009 by Avitable

Who knew that two of my favorite movies from 2009 would be purportedly created for children by auteur directors? Spike Jonze’s “Where The Wild Things Are” and Wes Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” are based on children’s books but have appeal … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged critic, critique, fantastic mr fox, movie, movie critic, movie reviews, reviews, roald dahl | 15 Comments

My Review of Surrogates

Posted on Saturday, September 26, 2009 by Avitable

Surrogates is a movie that takes place in a not-too-distant future where all interaction between humans is done through surrogate robots. From the safety of your home, you control a body that sees, hears, smells, tastes, and feels for you, … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged bruce willis, critic, critique, movie, movie review, movies, reviews, surrogates | 29 Comments

Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia

Posted on Saturday, August 8, 2009 by Avitable

Friday, I saw two movies. In the morning, I took all of my employees out to the theater like I do almost every Friday. We saw “G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra”. In the evening, Amy and I ventured … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged avitable, critic, critique, gi joe, julia, julie, julie & julia, movie reviews, plaza cinema cafe, reviews, theater | 45 Comments

My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)

Posted on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 by Avitable

Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged avitable, borat, bruno, critique, movie, movie critic, movie review, movies | 66 Comments

My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free)

Posted on Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Avitable

A long time ago in a B-movie world far, far away, a man named Sam Raimi made a trilogy of movies: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. They got increasingly funnier and they were cheesy, cornball horror … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged avitable, critic, critique, horror, movie critic, movie review, movies, sam raimi | 18 Comments

My review of Terminator: Salvation (Spoiler Free)

Posted on Saturday, May 23, 2009 by Avitable

If only previews were representative of the actual movie for which it’s advertising, I would be one ecstatic movie watcher. So many movies would be hilariously funny with awesome action scenes, great emotional gravitas, and amazing soundtracks. Alas, this is … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged avitable, christian bale, critic, critique, film, mcg, movie, movie review, terminator, terminator: salvation | 41 Comments

My review of Star Trek

Posted on Friday, April 24, 2009 by Avitable

Before I start my review, let me offer congratulations to Sarcastica, who just gave birth to a baby boy named Nolan last night. Even though you didn’t name him Adam, which is an awesome name, or Avitable, which is an … Continue reading →

Posted in TV and Movies | Tagged advance screening, chris pine, critic, critique, free screening, jj abrams, kirk, leonard nimoy, movie, movie review, spock, star trek, trekkies, zachary quinto | 29 Comments