Stole this idea from the lovely and amazing Hilly:
How well do you know Avitable? Here's a quiz just for you, to see if you're just a minor Avitafan, a hardcore Avitageek, or Britt. And as an incentive, the person who guesses the most correct answers will win a 6-pack of Avitable condoms!
It's time to test your Avitaknowledge . . .
1. I don't drink alcohol because:
A. I never drank alcohol and don't like the taste
B. I actually do drink, but only when alone
C. I used to drink and didn't like losing control
D. I'm allergic to alcohol
2. Which of the following does NOT skeeve me out:
A. Food with bones
B. Food you eat with your hands
C. Spiders
D. Shrimp
3. I don't do this activity in real life as much as you would expect:
A. Swear
B. Strip down naked
C. Masturbate
D. Eat cheeseburgers
4. I'm pretty hard on people I don't know, but I'll take it easy on this specific type of person:
A. Funny people with New York accents
B. Strippers
C. Older people who smell like cookies
D. Cute, young, petite girls
5. I'm the most sensitive about which of my defects:
A. My weight
B. My hair loss
C. My control freak personality
D. My hanging testicles
6. I go swimming . . .
A. Naked
B. In my underwear because I don't own a bathing suit
C. It depends on who's here
D. Are you kidding? I catch fire in the sun. I never swim.
7. How many times have I been arrested?
A. Once
B. Never
C. Four times
D. Twice, but one was when I was a minor
8. Who has made me cry as an adult?
A. My father
B. Amy
C. My mother
D. Avril Lavigne
9. I like animals better than people.
A. True
B. False
10. I have some big, deep, dark secret that I will never blog about.
A. True
B. False
A few totally not-at-all related side points: (not related in anyway to Kapgar's TUAs)
First, today is the 23rd birthday of the brilliant and wonderful Crystal! She's recently shut down her blog, and I don't know if she wants me to link to her new one, so take a minute and leave her a birthday wish in the comments. EDIT: Apparently, it's actually tomorrow, the 9th, but I got my days screwed up! Oh well, wish her a Happy Birthday anyway!
Secondly, if you want to make sure that you get to enjoy an Avitable condom even if you can't win one, here is a picture suitable for your desktop wallpaper! Just click the small thumbnail, and then right-click on the resulting picture and "Set as desktop wallpaper".
