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Why I will never use 1-800-FLOWERS again
1-800-FLOWERS can suck a disease-ridden wart-covered oozing dick. About ten days ago, before Valentine’s Day, Tanis (aka Redneck Mommy) adopted a son. She’s been trying forever to find a disabled child who needs a family, and after a lot of … Continue reading
My brief love affair
Sunday night I went out for a quick dinner at Chili’s. After our meal, our server presented us with our bill, which had one of those survey requests. Fill out a survey online and get entered into a drawing for … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, chilli's, comedy, commitment, customer service, humor, i love you, relationships, restaurant, surveys
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