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My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger

Posted on Friday, January 29, 2010 by Avitable

Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy old midget lady known best for her role in Poltergeist I, II, and III as Tangina Barrons, died yesterday at the age of 76. I took a minute to sit down with her. Me: Hi, Zelda, … Continue reading →

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My interview with Oral Roberts

Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 by Avitable

On Tuesday, Oral Roberts died at the age of 91. Today, I was granted an exclusive interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Roberts, you’re finally on your way to meet your maker. Are you excited? OR: Why yes, young man, … Continue reading →

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My Interview with John Lennon

Posted on Tuesday, December 8, 2009 by Avitable

On the 29th anniversary of John Lennon’s death, I thought I’d take the time to interview him: Me: So, I’m sitting here with John Lennon, one of the Fab Four. Thanks for taking the time to speak with me, John. … Continue reading →

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Gang Rape: Looking deeper

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 by Avitable

By now, almost all of you have heard of that horrific gang rape of the fifteen-year old girl in California (of course, is there any such thing as a non-horrific gang rape? I mean, is there a nice gang rape … Continue reading →

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Signs that you are in a dangerous relationship

Posted on Friday, October 9, 2009 by Avitable

Soccer mom Melanie Hain, who made the news in 2008 by having a loaded weapon at her daughter’s soccer game, was found shot dead in her home along with her husband, from whom she had separated, on Thursday. It’s suspected … Continue reading →

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My Interview with Henry Gibson

Posted on Thursday, September 17, 2009 by Avitable

The diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed. Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right? HG: That is … Continue reading →

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Edna Prygyz – Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11

Posted on Friday, September 11, 2009 by Avitable

Edna Prygyz was born in 1908 and was survived by nine children, fourteen grandchildren, nineteen great-grandchildren, and one great-great-granddaughter. She was horribly afraid of flying and it was likely that her death was painless, because she self-medicated heavily using a … Continue reading →

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World Leaders Review Obama’s Performance

Posted on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Avitable

From CNN: Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for expanding the war effort in Afghanistan, but Castro also mildly praised Obama’s domestic initiatives, such as health care reform. In an essay published Tuesday in Cuba’s state-run newspaper, Granma, … Continue reading →

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My Interview with John Hughes

Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 by Avitable

As most of you know, John Hughes died on Thursday. Known as a recluse in life, he’s not much different in death, and it took me a few days to snag this exclusive posthumous interview with him: Me: Thanks for … Continue reading →

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Jesus Fucking Christ

Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009 by Avitable

I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!

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