Tag Archives: dark

My interview with Amy Winehouse

Posted on Saturday, July 23, 2011 by Avitable

Grammy-award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse was found dead today at the age of 27. I sat down with her post-demise: Me: Thank you for sitting down with me today. AW: No problem. I’m ‘appy t’ be ‘ere. Me: Also, congratulations … Continue reading →

Posted in Avitable Interviews | Tagged amy winehouse, celebrity, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid, rehab | 27 Comments

My Interview with Osama bin Laden

Posted on Tuesday, May 3, 2011 by Avitable

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or hiding in a cave in Afghanistan, you’re aware that Osama bin Laden has been confirmed dead at the hands of American forces as of May 2nd, 2011. I had to pull some … Continue reading →

Posted in Avitable Interviews | Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, dark comedy, humor, interviews, morbid, osama bin laden | 43 Comments

My thoughts on death; also, RIP Scott Campbell

Posted on Monday, November 8, 2010 by Avitable

A man I knew died yesterday. I can’t say that I liked him very much, or even that I knew him at all. Scott Campbell was a biology teacher at my high school and I never gave him much thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged dark, death, dwayne scott campbell, eulogy, morbid, rip, scott campbell | 45 Comments

Never forget . . .

Posted on Sunday, September 12, 2010 by Avitable

Posted in I am evil, My Art | Tagged 9/11, christmas, comedy, dark, humor, morbid, nine eleven | 33 Comments

Me and the good Doctor King

Posted on Monday, January 18, 2010 by Avitable

In honor of MLK Day, I’m rerunning last year’s interview with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with me. MLK: It’s my pleasure to have another chance to share my message of peace with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Avitable Interviews | Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid | 18 Comments

My interview with Brittany Murphy

Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 by Avitable

The actress Brittany Murphy, known for “Clueless” and as the voice of Luanne on “King of the Hill”, died Sunday at the age of 32. Shortly after her passing, I was invited to interview her: Me: I’m sorry that I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Avitable Interviews | Tagged brittany murphy, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid | 33 Comments

Avitable’s guide to killing your family

Posted on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Avitable

After reading yet another article about a husband and father who succumbed to the financial stress of our economy and murdered his family, then committed suicide, I became visibly disturbed by all of these horrible incidents. I really couldn’t let … Continue reading →

Posted in I am evil | Tagged avitable, christopher wood, comedy, dark, depression, economy, financial difficulty, homicide, humor, money problems, news, suicide | 50 Comments