The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My Interview with Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Jack Kevorkian, aka “Dr. Death”, died today at the age of 83. Given the fact that I’m a posthumous journalist of the highest caliber, I got first dibs on an interview: Me: Let me start this interview off by … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable interviews, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, doctor death, dr. death, humor, interviews, jack kevorkian, posthumous
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My interview with Tony Curtis
Yesterday, film legend Tony Curtis died at the age of 85. I sat down with him for a brief chat: Me: Mr. Curtis, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. TC: You should be happy – I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, greg giraldo, humor, interviews, morbid, tony curtis
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My Interview with Roy Scheider
On February 10, 2008, Roy Scheider, best known for his role of the sheriff in “Jaws”, died at the age of 75. I didn’t have a chance to interview him then, so I thought I’d use the anniversary of his … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviews, jaws, roy scheider
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My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger
Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy old midget lady known best for her role in Poltergeist I, II, and III as Tangina Barrons, died yesterday at the age of 76. I took a minute to sit down with her. Me: Hi, Zelda, … Continue reading
My Interview with Henry Gibson
The diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed. Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right? HG: That is … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviewing, interviews, kanye west
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My Interview with Patrick Swayze
Yesterday, Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer. Today, as usual, I score the only posthumous interview to be found. Take that, real journalists! Me: So, um, Patrick, thanks for being here. PS: You sound hesitant, chile’. Me: Well, … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, dirty dancing, humor, interview, interviewing, movie-quotes, parody, patrick swayze, satire
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My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz
Late last night, a neighbor down my street, Phillip Spicklefritz, passed away at the age of 94. While he may not have been famous, I thought he deserved an interview as well: Me: Thanks for joining me Phil. PS: So, … Continue reading
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Tagged boston, celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, edward kennedy, good will hunting, humor, interviewing, interviews, kennedy, matt damon, parody, satire, ted kennedy
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