The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: death
My Interview With Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor, actress and bride to many, died yesterday at the age of 79. As usual, I had the chance to interview her: Me: Thank you for taking the time to speak with me, Ms. Taylor. ET: Please, dear, call … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, death, elizabeth taylor, humor, interview, liz taylor, morbid
13 Comments
My thoughts on death; also, RIP Scott Campbell
A man I knew died yesterday. I can’t say that I liked him very much, or even that I knew him at all. Scott Campbell was a biology teacher at my high school and I never gave him much thought … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged dark, death, dwayne scott campbell, eulogy, morbid, rip, scott campbell
45 Comments
My interview with Corey Haim
Former child actor Corey Haim died yesterday at the age of 38. I was granted a quick interview with the deceased “Lost Boys” star: Me: Hi Corey, thanks for talking with me. CH: It’s my pleasure. I want all of … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, corey feldman, corey haim, dark humor, death, humor, interviews, lost boys
38 Comments
Shamurder
I originally had a post half-written from the point of view of Tilikum, the killer whale who killed Dawn Brancheau, a senior trainer at Sea World, yesterday. It was a diary told from the orca’s perspective, showing a building resentment … Continue reading
The methodology of consolation
I stood next to his body with my hand on the back of a woman I’d only met once before. I didn’t even know her first name. I just knew her as his mother. There’s no way to do that … Continue reading
Ode to my grandfather
Those of you who follow me on Twitter or Facebook likely saw the news that I posted about my grandfather dying early Tuesday morning. He had been suffering for a long time now, and his physician had been predicting that … Continue reading
RIP Bea Arthur
As you probably know, Bea Arthur died yesterday at the age of 86. Most people remember her the best for her Emmy award-winning role in “Golden Girls,” where her acerbic sense of humor shined, or her starring role in “Maude”. … Continue reading
Faticide
I was flipping through the channels the other night when I saw a news report. It started out by saying that obesity now causes more deaths than smoking, and then it was going to explain 15 ways that obesity results … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, causes-of-death, dark humor, death, fat, fat-jokes, morbid-obesity, obesity, suicide
73 Comments
Bird’s Eye and more
Originally, my post was going to be a simple lazy one. Dan at “All That Comes With It” posted a little meme where you show an aerial view of your home using Google Maps. So I thought that was cool … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, britney-spears, death, greg-beck, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, video, youtube
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