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- Want to have a child
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Getting slizzered
Unless you’re a hip, single guy like me, you may not be aware that “getting slizzered” is the same as getting extremely drunk to the point that you’re still drunk when you wake up in the morning. And if you … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, crunk, definitions, dictionary, humor, slang, slizzered, sniglets, urban dictionary
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A vocabulary lemson
A while ago, I wrote a post about the Washington Post Mensa Invitational. The Invitational called on readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. I … Continue reading
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Tagged altered words, comedy, dictionary, fun with vocabulary, humor, mensa invitational, vocabulary, washington post
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