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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: divorce
The Single Avitalife: Because you totally care about my dating life
On January 26th, 2010, my 33rd birthday, I moved out of the house I shared with my wife of 8 years and was single for the first time since I was 21. I’ve had some interesting experiences exploring the dating … Continue reading
Posted in The Single Avitalife
Tagged being single, dating, divorce, humor, marriage, the single avitalife
35 Comments
The Tin Anniversary
Today would have been that day. The tin anniversary. The one that surely would have been punctuated by a weekend trip to Savannah or Atlanta or the Keys. Where I would have spent too much on a pair of diamond earrings … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged anniversary, divorce, marriage, tin anniversary
26 Comments
How to lose friends and negatively influence people: My life for the last two years
In 1998, I met Amy. In 2001, we got married. In 2009, I had an affair. In 2010, we got divorced. I never thought I would be the type of person who would have an affair. I’ve since learned that … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged divorce, how not to live your life, marriage, relationships
81 Comments
My One Year Divorceversary
It was one year ago today that I went to my official divorce proceedings. If you haven’t read that post, go check it out. I’ll wait. And here I am, one year later. Wiser? Maybe. Happier? Sometimes. Better? Not … Continue reading
The evolution of a bachelor’s refrigerator
A little over 7 months ago, I did a post showing the pathetic contents of my refrigerator. I thought it would be interesting to revisit my refrigerator now that I’ve lived in my new home for over 9 months, and … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Photos
Tagged bachelor, comedy, divorce, food, humor, refrigerator
44 Comments
9 years ago
Nine years ago, I said “I do.” I stood in a church, surrounded by family and friends, standing awkwardly in an ill-fitting tuxedo, too preoccupied with what needed to be done to be nervous, and said those two words. Knowing where … Continue reading
If life was a game show
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged art, awkward, comedy, dick clark, divorce, humor, pyramid
103 Comments
Puzzle pieces. Or the end of an [th]era[py].
Her head was cocked and I could tell she was assessing me. “So, you’ve been coming here for almost a year.” “Almost.” “And back then, you were in a bad place, wouldn’t you say?” “Yeah. I was broken.” “Now, you’re … Continue reading
Mad Libs: The Divorce Decree Edition
Yesterday was part one of the Mad Libs – I got some great words from all of you who commented. I went through and picked the best ones and used them to fill in this Mad Lib – my divorce … Continue reading
