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Bob Vila would shoot me in the face with a nailgun

Posted on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 by Avitable

I have plenty of good attributes. I’m smart, I’m funny, I can multitask, I speed-read, and I am a professional masturbator. I am not, however, “handy”. My wife does all of the small projects around the house, and we’ve recently … Continue reading →

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