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- Teach you about dirty talk
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- Talk to a heroin addict
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- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Under cover of darkness
It’s the magic hour. The road ahead is barren and black. Behind me, lights twinkle as stars from another galaxy. The sky is ink and the moon smiles. The needle passes 100. A shrug silences the music. A nudge lets … Continue reading
Driving Miss Fucking Daisy
Firstly, I’m feeling much better. And I have my car back! Secondly, I’m going to talk about drivers. (No, not just slow drivers, RW. Stop yer bitchin’.) Avitable’s 10 Rules of Driving: 1. On the interstate, the left lane is … Continue reading








