The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Happy Easter everyone!
Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate, and happy chocolate bunny day to those of you who don’t!
What Would Jesus Do?
In the spirit of Easter, I thought I’d discuss the top 10 things that Jesus would do if the resurrection happened today: Appear on Oprah and she’d give everyone a free “LOOOOAAAF OF BREEEEAAADDD!” Stare down Fred Phelps on national … Continue reading
Radio shows and freewriting
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Creme Egg
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Tagged avitable, butterypopcorn, cadbury, creme-eggs, easter, Vlog, youtube
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Easter at my church
A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, christian, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, easter, holy, humor, jesus christ, resurrection
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