The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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This post is only relevant if you have a TomTom GPS
On Black Friday, I purchased a TomTom XL something-or-other to replace the one that I lost in the divorce. It sat on my kitchen counter until yesterday, when I finally plugged it in and started setting it up. I was … Continue reading
Egotistical fun and games
Saw this on Hilly’s Facebook: Describe me in ONE word, using the THIRD letter of your name. I’ll reply in a comment and do the same for you. And I might as well start: Awesome.
AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk
It’s Day 3 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday (which is on the 26th, but we’ll be celebrating on Friday instead). As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and beaucoup gifts. You can even see … Continue reading
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