Tag Archives: ejaculation

Please don’t read this.

Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 by Avitable

I’m telling you now. You really don’t want to read this story. It’s a horrifying example of (a) how disgusting college boys are and (b) things you never wanted to think about. . . . . . . Still here? … Continue reading →

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The Sound of One Hand Fapping

Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Avitable

As many of you already know from my treatise on dog fucking, at my heart, I am an educator. So when my stats showed that someone found my blog by searching Google for “What do I do with my jizz … Continue reading →

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Don’t you hate?

Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008 by Avitable

Don’t you hate when come clogs up your urethra after masturbating and when you go to pee, you pee in fourteen different directions, including straight up? Don’t you hate when you are holding onto your penis after coming to stem … Continue reading →

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