Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life.

But then I realized purity isn't really that much fun when it's not all about me. So someone was only 10% pure – all that meant was that you must have had sex with a donkey and another person anally while mainlining coke directly into your eyebal – big freakin' deal.

Wouldn't it be more fun to see how Avitable you are?

(You're supposed to nod your head and say, "Yes" now).

Over at this link (pops in a new window), I've set up a quick 60-question Avitable purity test. This test lists 60 things that I've done in my life. The more boxes you check, the less pure you are and the closer you are to being a true Avitable. So go take my Avitable purity test and report back with your score.