The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Nine Worst Abbreviations and Slang Used Today in Texting, Twitter and Facebook
I understand. You’re on Twitter and you have something so important to say, but you can’t get it into 140 characters. Or you’re texting a friend and don’t have enough time to write full words before you crash into the … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged abbreviations, comedy, facebook, humor, lol, slang, texting, textspeak, twitter, worst abbreviations, worst slang
80 Comments
50 reasons I won’t share, stumble, like, or RT your content and 5 reasons I will.
For those of us who blog or tweet or use social media for any significant portion of our day, there’s little that is more satisfying than seeing our creation shared by others who have appreciated it. Your baby – something … Continue reading
Posted in Writing
Tagged facebook, google, google plus, how to write content that will get shared, likes, retweet, share, stumbles, stumbleupon, twitter
44 Comments
Plethora of Pinatas
I do know what a plethora is, and while I haven’t been posting here daily, I’ve appeared in a plethora of places. Over the last couple of weeks, I have . . . … provided you with a guide on … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged facebook, insert eyeroll, mamapop, moxiebird, stumbleupon, Whoring
4 Comments
For all the lurkers out there
Hi there, lurker. I know you come here and read my posts but for any number of reasons, you don’t leave a comment. Well, because I’m generous and fabulous, I have added a feature just for you. At the bottom … Continue reading
Attention Advertisers and PR People. I am YOUR whore!
Dear readers, It’s Sunday. Go outside or to the beach or to church or something, but get off the computer! This post isn’t for you anyway. Dear advertisers and PR people: I have this little online radio show that I … Continue reading
Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest
After spending a weekend at IZEAfest listening to people talk about social networking and their expertise in said arena, I have decided that I need to be at the forefront of a new trend. I want to be the pioneer … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged comedy, facebook, humor, izea, izeafest, myspace, social networking, social networking expert, twitter, youtube
24 Comments
The inevitable unavailability of Avitable
Tomorrow we leave for Charlotte, North Carolina. (Well, actually, a tiny one-horse burg named Lincolnton). I rented a Lincoln Navigator for the drive, which should be nice and relaxing. I’m bringing the laptop, but I’m not sure if (a) I’ll … Continue reading
Humor blogs
Tuesday is a busy day for me, and since I write my posts a day ahead of time, this means that I have zero time to read blogs and write a new post. So today, I’d just like to ask … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, facebook, flickr, humor, humor-blogs, technorati, twitter
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