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Tag Archives: faiqa
One Old Ass MotherFaiqa
Did you know that Faiqa and I went to high school together? Yup. She and I both graduated from Spruce Creek High School’s International Baccalaureate program. She is from the class of ’93 and I’m from the class of ’94. … Continue reading
Friends of Avitable I: Faiqa
The first FOA goes to none other than the amazing Faiqa. Her blog, Native Born, is always entertaining and thought provoking. Her perspective is always well conceived and if you can read her blog without feeling your brain cells growing, … Continue reading
New urban dictionary phrases
The Urban Dictionary is an interesting yet scary place on the Internet. Next time you’re having a conversation with a group of friends and one of them says that she and her boyfriend did the Dutch Lumberjack last night, instead … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged awholelotofnothing, backpackingdad, comedy, faiqa, father muskrat, humor, kanye west, urban dictionary
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What a Faiqa wants, a Faiqa gets
Today is the birthday of the vibrant, amazing, generous, intelligent, nuanced, and attractive Faiqa Khan. I’m not sure how old she is, but I’ll just guess. Happy 40th birthday, Faiqa! I was having a hard time thinking of what I … Continue reading
Bollywood Night
Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, bollywood, britt, faiqa, fun, hilly, humor, miss britt, movies, om shanti om
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Do you spank your kids?
Last night on “Clearly, You’re Retarded“, my special guest host Faiqa and I discussed spanking as a form of discipline. If you want to check out the show, you can download the episode and listen to it or subscribe to … Continue reading
Super Happy Special Announcement
Tonight there is a brand-new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded” with a twist! Britt isn’t able to do the show tonight, so instead, I have a super special guest host, Faiqa! Faiqa is willingly stepping into Britt’s shoes for the … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged avitable, children, CYR, faiqa, native-born, parents, spanking, talkshoe
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The Baddest Muthafaiqa Around
There once was a chick named Faiqa, It’s very hard not to immediately lika, She’s smart and sassy And snooty and classy And would have preferred this to be a haika It’s very unusual for a blogger to show up … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, birthday, comedy, faiqa, happy birthday, humor, native-born
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Pakistan in the place where you were
I’ve known Faiqa since I was in 9th grade – she was a year ahead of me in the International Baccalaureate program and, just like the rest of us there, a huge nerd, dork, geek, and dweeb. Her guest post, … Continue reading
