Tag Archives: family

Is Blood Thicker Than Water?

Posted on Tuesday, April 26, 2011 by Avitable

On Easter Sunday, I had brunch with a large group of my immediate and extended family members, during which I posted this on Facebook: Monday morning, I received an irate phone call from a different member of my family who … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged embarrassment, family, public vortex | 60 Comments

Shut the fucking baby-making factory down

Posted on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 by Avitable

The Duggar family is expecting another child. This will be their 19th. What the fuck? How do they even have sex anymore? It must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. In honor of their 19 spawn, here … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged 18 and counting, babies, children, comedy, duggar, family, fertilization, humor, jon plus kate, procreation | 137 Comments

Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear

Posted on Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Avitable

Thanks to Britt, I have a post for today. Leave it to the self-proclaimed beacon of “light and goodness” to take a meme that’s designed to bring out our passive-aggressive nature, wherein we can vent about people by saying mean, … Continue reading →

Posted in Memes and more | Tagged avitable, family, friends, happiness, life, memes, optimism | 87 Comments

My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop

Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by Avitable

In Boston, my grandmother had 15 brothers and sisters when she was growing up. As she was having her second child (my mother), her mother was pregnant with her youngest child. As a result, my mother’s youngest uncle is only … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, comedy, family, humor, leary, poop, story | 69 Comments

Hot flashes

Posted on Friday, June 15, 2007 by Avitable

I asked my Papa to email me a funny story that I could post on my blog. He had no idea what a blog was, and he wrote it in all caps, but here you go: AT OUR HOME IN … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged avitable, birthday, bullets, family, lists, miss-misery, miss-misery-smiles, postcards | 47 Comments

It is all a lie

Posted on Monday, June 11, 2007 by Avitable

Since I’m busy working on the postcards, I didn’t have time to write a post today. So I have a guest poster! And before I introduce him, don’t forget to head over to Burt Reynolds’ Mustache to read my post … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff, Uncategorized | Tagged avitable, burt-reynolds-mustache, burtsstache, comedy, family, funny, humor, papa, postcards | 29 Comments